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South Park Towelie "Wanna Get High?" Glass Storage Jar With Lid | Holds 5 Ounces For Sale

South Park Towelie
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South Park Towelie "Wanna Get High?" Glass Storage Jar With Lid | Holds 5 Ounces:
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COME ON DOWN TO SOUTH PARK

Keep your goods safely organized with this exclusive glass storage jar, featuring Towelie from the satirical world of South Park.

This version of Tynacorp's sentient Smart Towel RG-400 is specially programmed for all your small storage needs. The storage jar's dopey design looks just like Towelie, depicted with his usual glazed-over expression. In typical fashion, the back features his commonly asked question, "Wanna Get High?"

While we can't guarantee you'll be dry, we can ensure all your belongings will be just where you left them.

A FRIENDLY FACE FOR YOUR SPACE

Life is hectic enough. Chill out by safely storing all your mementos in this storage jar that brings a whole new meaning to lost and found. Crafted from durable, high-quality glass, this storage jar isn't just about laughs — it's a functional piece of home decor. The lid ensures your trinkets and small essentials are safely stored away but always close at hand.

Get into some shenanigans with Towelie using this officially licensed South Park collectible.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

  • Hand-wash only
  • Not dishwasher safe
  • Not microwave safe
Store all your fun snacks in style with this fun South Park-themed glass snack jar! Fun and functional, this snack jar makes a great conversation piece in your kitchen. Officially licensed. Produced by Silver Buffalo, a trendsetting housewares and home decor company based in the heart of New York City.
  • KEEP IT TOGETHER: Elevate your storage space to a higher place with this exclusive glass storage jar inspired by South Park. You can always count on Tynacorp's friendly sentient towel, Towelie, to help keep your goods organized.TRENDY STORAGE: Store your cookies and other sweets in this fun South Park ceramic storage jar featuring Towelie.
  • MADE WITH CHILL CHARACTER: This blue container depicts South Park's most despised character, the hilariously infamous Towelie. Topped off with a secure lid, a spaced-out Towelie asks his signature question, "Wanna Get High?"STAY FRESH: Snack jar includes a removable lid to keep items inside fresh.
  • A HANDY STORAGE SOLUTION: You'll never forget where you left your snacks, keys, and other small trinkets with Towelie around as a friend. A reliable source for all your storage needs, this container holds approximately 5 ounces.PREMIUM CONSTRUCTION: Glass snack jar is BPA-free and toxin-free and measures approximately 4.5 inches tall.
  • TYNACORP'S FINEST: This durable glass storage jar is designed for long-lasting use to accompany all your silly shenanigans. For the best care, hand-wash only is recommended. Not suitable for dishwasher or microwave.OFFICIALLY LICENSED: Have confidence knowing you are purchasing an officially licensed South Park snack jar from Silver Buffalo.
  • OFFICIAL SOUTH PARK COLLECTIBLE: Keep your laughter on high with this officially licensed glass storage jar, featuring Towelie from South Park. Here to keep an eye on your goods for fans who appreciate humor as much as practicality.MAKES A GREAT GIFT: This snack jar makes a great gift for all the South Park fans in your life. Great for any occasion whether it is Christmas, Birthday, or Housewarming gift.
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    We have run over 1,000,000 sales on since our inception back in 1998. Based on our high response score (130,000+ between our accounts), we are one of the top 500 sellers in the world (source: Nortica 500). All of these stats are as of April 2006. Note - When an member purchases more than one item from a seller, only one positive comment counts towards the response score.

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    Why the name "toynk"? It was chosen simply because it is short and has the word toy in it. The pronunciation is not Toy-N-K. It is one syllable - the word "Toy" and then the sound of "Ink" - "Toynk" (or perhaps toink).

    As all businesses seem to start, Toynk began by operating out of an apartment in 2001. Today we have 101,000 square feet facility that houses our offices, store, and the inventory. Our staff varies from 40 to 200+ people depending on the time of year (ie - Christmas, Halloween).

    Our main products are toys and costumes. We carry the latest collectible toys, action figures, replicas/props, statues/busts and other collectible items. We do not carry vintage toys/collectibles and we do not buy or trade at this time. Our selection varies from mass market toys (dolls, sports figures, etc), specialty market toys (limited edition props, statues, etc), imported toys not available in the USA, and our ever expanding costume section (over 6,000 costumes & props this year). We ship to all 50 states and virtually every country worldwide.

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